Today I received an email from Tim at that has everyone here at BuyOnlineNow laughing hysterically.  You can see it below, but we REALLY recommend you take a look at their site  There are so many gems in there, but try not to laugh too loud or the boss will find out!

“He tried calling up his roll of scotch tape, but she wasn’t returning his calls. And the paper clips…they were sweet, but they couldn’t fill the tiny holes punctured in his heart. Nothing could.

Thanks for the laughs!